Our researchers have discovered that Tagruato is mounting a stealth recall of its paraffin wax brand ParafFUN! Tagruato's only official acknowledgment of the recall is on their automated voice message machine. It states:
Thank you for calling Tagruato. Due to high call volumes, your call has been transferred to an automated answering service. If you have questions concerning our ParafFUN! recall, please leave a message, and one of our associates will find and support you as soon as possible.This recall is a perfect demonstration of Tagruato's practice of total information control. It gives no details as to the nature of the problem which precipitated the recall. Only that a recall is underway. What is Tagruato hiding? Your guess is as good as any, as Tagruato may not have perfected its paraffin wax, but it has apparently perfected the practices of corporate secrecy and media blackout.
You need not be a conspiracy theorist to agree this is a conspiracy to cover up, at minimum, commercial malfeasance. What is even more appalling is Tagruato would put the public at risk by withhold information in the service of their bottom line.
If you have any information on the true nature of the parafFUN! recall please contact us or leave a message.